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After All, Music soothes even the savage beast
1 year ago
Loyal Fans,
I would like to confirm that the rumours are true; Fear the Ballance has been approached by @funnyordie, @collegehumour, @epicmealtime, @steveguttenberg and @mensa. Each one of these cults has expressed particular interest in acquiring the domain www.feartheballance.com.
Let it be known that I am not sellout, that is unless the following demands are met:
- Agusta A 109 Grand Helicopter (with pilot)
- My own magazine publication (guaranteed 12 issue run, with option to renew)
- Two (one interior, one exterior) 8 man hot tubs with those fancy fiber optic lights
- One month at Neckar island
- Lifetime supply of Band-Aids (the good ones, you know the ones)
- My own Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavour (Bacon & Egg)
- Eric Clapton’s 1964 Gibson ES0335
I am committed to bringing the most current and relevant content possible; and I will continue to do so until my demands are met.
Stay Tuned,
-Fear The Ballance
